Funny kid stories

Here are a few funny kid-stories to enjoy!

Gianna's ballet class just began learning how to use the ballet barre. I was helping Gianna in the bathroom one day when we were at the dance studio. She was looking quizzically at the handicap rail, when suddenly, a look of understanding comes over her face. "Oh! Now I know what this bar is for. Its so people can practice ballet if they want, when they are going to the bathroom!"

Joseph was talking about rocks one day, and how there are lots of different kinds of rocks.
Joseph: I have rocks!
Me: Oh yeah?
Joseph: Yeah. I have penis rocks (testicles). But we don't throw those rocks!

Joseph is now fully potty trained even at night, but recently, he has been consistently wetting the bed.
Me: What's going Joey? Why are you suddenly forgetting to go to the bathroom at night?
Joseph: Because I can't get out of my room anymore. (We put handle covers on the door of the boys' room, so the little boys won't keep getting out of their rooms at night, but we didn't quite think that one through, I guess!)

Whenever I refer to Joseph as one of the 'little guys", he quickly interjects, "Oh. You mean big guy, mama." And he says it with utmost confidence!

The first time we put Joseph in Gianna's car seat, he was outraged. He thought since it used to be her seat that it was only for girls. He had a regular fit about it, yelling, "I not a girl! I don't wanna sit in a girly seat!" All the sudden, he realized he had dropped his book bag and immediately stopped yelling and said, "Hey! Where my purse?"

"A cheerful heart is good medicine..." Proverbs 17:22